Merry Fucking Christmas Cotton Socks

The perfect novelty stocking filler this Christmas. 

If you've followed the range over the years - thank you very much - your continued purchases have meant that, year on year, we've been able to expand.  So, if you bought the chocolate, tried the Edinburgh Rock, wiped up with the T-Towel whilst wearing the mother (and father) of all aprons (launched in 2021), then it's time to wear the socks.

And it's a Merry Fucking Christmas from us here too :)

If nothing else they'll come in very handy this winter!

Our socks are made from 80% combed cotton for comfort, 17% Polyamide for strength and 3% Elastane for stretchy-ness.

The Merry Fucking Christmas backstory from Sarah (the designer)

As a busy working mum, Christmas is a joyous affair (genuinely!) but bloody hell, when that carb coma hits early evening and the sitting room looks like a psychadelic fairy has thrown up everywhere, and you know that, in essence, it's over for another year - you realise it's time to text your mate, you know.... the one who 'gets' it.  Because you know that your mate will be wondering how the recycling bin is going to expand to fit it all and will be worrying about which day the bin men will be coming this week and then wondering what day it ACTUALLY is.  Because you know that when you press send on that text that just reads "Merry Fucking Christmas" they'll smile and respond "Yeah! Merry Fucking Christmas." 

Why we love it

• One Size Fits Most
  
• Original Design
• Something a little bit different